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I accidentally sent my husband the kissy face emoji instead of the angry face, and now he thinks I like him.

I don't go to the hair salon to get a haircut. I go there so someone will massage my scalp, tell me I look amazing, talk to me about anything other than cartoons, and mentally prepare me to go back to battle for four more weeks.

Create in me a clean heart, O God, and renew a steadfast spirit within me. Psalm 51:10

Unless your parenting advice includes which wine pairs best with six loads of laundry, kindly keep it to yourself.

Be grateful, eat more vegetables, help others, be present, play outside, pay it forward.

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I just wanna be a stay-at-home dog mom

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You inspire me (to drink)

I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I can get done in an entire week.

I'd love to, but my dog said no.

Apparently, "alcohol" is not an appropriate answer to "What motivates you?"

Bring on the sunshine / Natural Kitchen Towel

We rise by lifting others / Natural Kitchen Towel

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. / Natural Kitchen Towel

What I love most about my home is who I share it with. / Natural Kitchen Towel

Let's stay home / Natural Kitchen Towel

Hit me with your best pot / Natural Kitchen Towel

I was going to throw in the towel but then I remembered how much laundry I already have / Grey Kitchen Towel

Yeah because actually my job, it's just beach / Trend White Kitchen Tea Towel

Stay out of the kitchen... Play Pickleball / Natural Kitchen Towel

Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol. / Natural Kitchen Towel

My Children Bark / Kitchen Towel

Lord Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth Amen / Kitchen Towel

If a donut falls on the ground and you pick it up.. that's a squat right / Kitchen Towel

If you are reading this then you are blissfully unaware of what is creeping up behind you / Kitchen Towel

Oh, What a Beautiful Day

I like to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in my food.

The dentist said I needed a crown. (crown image) I was like I know, right?!

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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade...and then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party!

Dear Karma, I have a list of people you forgot.

I'm going to be the life of the party (as long as it all ends by 8:30 pm)