Eat, Drink & Be Merry

Keep your friends close, keep your bourbon closer. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

We are only as strong as the girlfriends we have.

Enjoy the gift of this ordinary day.

The good thing about water is that you can have it in your workplace. Now, what's special about vodka is that it looks like water.

We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

I won't be remembered as a woman who kept her mouth shut. I'm OK with that.

Kitchen for display only

Cause a stir

Some days its nice to just relax and have a cocktail and then, other days it's nice to just relax and have a cocktail.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.

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My cooking is so awesome, even the smoke alarm cheers me on.

I like to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in my food.

One martini, two martini, three martini, Floor!

I'll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go, please.

If it weren't for coffee I'd have no personality whatsoever.

You are my cup of tea

Spoon me

I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for diner.

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.

Your garden club may have scintillating discussions, but my garden club can drink your garden club under the table.

The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house.

My little love muffin.

Never trust a skinny cook.

There will be absolutely no working during drinking hours.

That's how I roll.

Cooking is love made visible.

Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

I thank God for my children every day. Without them, I would not have realized how well mac and cheese pairs with white wine.

Dear Liver, It is going to be a rough month... STAY STRONG.

They say moms placed in a life or death situations with their children develop superhuman strength. Last night during a tantrum, I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth.