Eat, Drink & Be Merry

I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.

Today's Goal: Keep the tiny humans alive

I drink bourbon because I don't like to keep things bottled up.

If found in microwave, please return to Mom

She believed she could, so she did

Some days its nice to just relax and have a cocktail and then, other days it's nice to just relax and have a cocktail.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.

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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

One glass of wine away from telling everyone what I really think.

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How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake.

Bacon (noun) The reason I am not a vegetarian.

We are only as strong as the girlfriends we have.

My dream job would be driving the karma bus.

Enjoy the gift of this ordinary day.

I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman. I'm saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.

I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for diner.

Keep your friends close, keep your bourbon closer. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

Dear Liver, It is going to be a rough month... STAY STRONG.

Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol.

Everyone thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. PLEASE... Every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

Life is short. Spend it with people who make you laugh and feel loved.

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Life needs more tailgating and touchdowns

What I love most about summer is who I share it with. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would.

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.

Apparently, "alcohol" is not an appropriate answer to "What motivates you?"

Strength (image of cross)

Underestimate me. That will be fun.

I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.