Eat, Drink & Be Merry

Eat, Drink & Be Merry

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You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
Today's Goal:  Keep the tiny humans alive
If found in microwave, please return to Mom
One glass of wine away from telling everyone what I really think.One glass of wine away from telling everyone what I really think.
How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake.
One martini, two martini, three martini, Floor
I drink bourbon because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house.
Enjoy the gift of this ordinary day.
Underestimate me. That will be fun.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would.
I won't be remembered as a woman who kept her mouth shut. I'm OK with that.
I'll have a cafŽ-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go
I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for diner.
The good thing about water is that you can have it in your workplace. Now, what's special about vodka is that it looks like water.
Some days its nice to just relax and have a cocktail and then, other days it's nice to just relax and have a cocktail.
They say moms placed in a life or death situations with their children develop superhuman strength. Last night during a tantrum, I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth.
Everyone thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. PLEASE... Every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.
My dream job would be driving the karma bus.
I've lost my mind. I'm pretty sure the kids took it.
I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman. I'm saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.
She believed she could, so she did
We are only as strong as the girlfriends we have.
I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
Dear Liver, It is going to be a rough month... STAY STRONG.
Bacon (noun) The reason I am not a vegetarian.
I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would.