Love - Family - Home

Being a mother is the most important job in the world. Being a grandmother is the most fun. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman. I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.

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You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.

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You is kind. You is smart. You is important. ~Aibileen Clark

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Today's Goal: Keep the tiny humans alive

If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine, you're an amateur and we can't be friends.

I love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck.

Grace definition Pillow

You're ridiculous. And by that I mean we'll always be friends.

I won't be remembered as a woman who kept her mouth shut. I'm OK with that.

You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.

Happy wife, happy life.

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Good friends offer advice and wisdom. *Best friends come over unannounced with vodka, super-hero costumes, glitter, fireworks, and bacon.

The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house.

I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom for me and you. And I think to myself... What a wonderful world. Armstrong / 28"x28" Reclaimed Wood Sign

A clean house is the sign of a wasted life.

Nana definition Pillow

A joyful heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

A friend loves at all times. ~ Proverbs 17:17

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When a woman says "Do whatever you want" Do NOT do whatever you want.

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Everyone thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. PLEASE... Every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

Some days its nice to just relax and have a cocktail and then, other days it's nice to just relax and have a cocktail.

I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself.

They say moms placed in a life or death situations with their children develop superhuman strength. Last night during a tantrum, I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth.

I don't always drink wine, but... yes I do.

Enjoy the gift of an ordinary day / 18"x24" Framed Canvas

They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a badass.

Love you more Pillow

Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently God thinks I'm a badass. / Natural Kitchen Towel