Humor

I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.

I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman. I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.

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I love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.

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Life is too short to just have one dog.

Always be yourself unless you can be a dragon. Then you should always be a dragon. / 6"x14" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Lord keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

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Dear Lord, Please don't let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive. -Amen..

You're ridiculous. And by that I mean we'll always be friends.

Don't flatter yourself, cowboy. I was looking at your horse. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently God thinks I'm a badass. / Natural Kitchen Towel

One glass of wine away from telling everyone what I really think.

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They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a badass.

Dear Liver, It is going to be a rough month... STAY STRONG.

You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.

How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake.

My house would be a lot cleaner if my family didn't live here.

I am sorry for the things I said when it was winter.

I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.

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Keep your friends close, keep your bourbon closer. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Bad decisions make great stories. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Always be yourself unless you can be Superman. Then you should always be Superman. / 12"x24" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for diner.

I don't always drink wine, but... yes I do.

Fully Vaccinated Still Antisocial / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Always be yourself, unless you can be the captain. Then you should always be the captain. / 12"x24" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Move over the dog sits here Pillow

If only there was a vaccine for stupidity / Natural Kitchen Towel

It's ok if you fall apart sometimes... Tacos fall apart and we still love them / 14x14 Reclaimed Wood Sign

Oops! Did I buy home decor instead of groceries again? / Kitchen Towel