Humor

I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman. I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.

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Don't flatter yourself, cowboy. I was looking at your horse. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Keep your friends close, keep your bourbon closer. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Move over the dog sits here Pillow

Oops! Did I buy home decor instead of groceries again? / Kitchen Towel

Your garden club may have scintillating discussions, but my garden club can drink your garden club under the table.

They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a badass.

Dragons make life better. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

It's ok if you fall apart sometimes... Tacos fall apart and we still love them / 14x14 Reclaimed Wood Sign

Lord keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

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Where is far, far away and how do I get there? / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid ~ John Wayne / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Life would be infinitely better if pinatas magically appeared throughout the day. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

This tote is for hiding all my crap / Natural Tote Bag

They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently God thinks I'm a badass. / Natural Kitchen Towel

You're ridiculous. And by that I mean we'll always be friends. / Natural Kitchen Towel

I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry. / Natural Kitchen Towel

I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself. / Natural Kitchen Towel

I'm going to be the life of the party (as long as it all ends by 8:30 pm.) / Natural Kitchen Towel

Trust me, you can dance. - Beer / 12x18 Reclaimed Wood Wall Art

Hello, is it beer you're looking for? / 24x24 Reclaimed Wood Wall Art

Camping without beer is just sitting in the woods / 8x12 Reclaimed Wood Wall Art

8 Glasses of Water: Impossible. 8 Beers: no problem. / 18x12 Reclaimed Wood Wall Art

Always be yourself unless you can be a dragon. Then you should always be a dragon. / 6"x14" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Stop glorifying busy. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Compost happens / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Earbuds in. Volume Up. Problems Gone. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Why do I live where the air hurts my face? / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I love the smell of jet fuel in the morning. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Relax and accept the crazy / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign