Humor

I don't always drink wine, but... yes I do.

I am sorry for the things I said when it was winter.

Go jump in the lake Pillow

Always be yourself unless you can be Superman. Then you should always be Superman. / 12"x24" Reclaimed Wood Sign

They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a badass.

Dear Liver, It is going to be a rough month... STAY STRONG.

Come here you giant cup of beautiful coffee and lie to me about how much we are going to get done today.

Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently God thinks I'm a badass. / Natural Kitchen Towel

Coffee Chocolate Men. Some things are just better rich.

Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now say I'm pretty.

After getting the blanket, pillow, drink, snack, and TV show set, I'm pretty sure my toddler just looked at me and mouthed the words "I own you."..

Mama said there would be days like this.

I need is a little bit of coffee and a whole lotta Jesus

Instead of "single" as my relationship status, I prefer "Independently Owned and Operated."

I love that you're my mom.

Always carry a knife in your purse. You never know when there will be cake.

Keep your friends close, keep your bourbon closer. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Always be yourself unless you can be a pirate, "Then ye be a pirate," says I. / 12"x24" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Buy your mother a margarita. You're the reason she drinks. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I'm going to be the life of the party (as long as it all ends by 8:30 pm.) / Natural Kitchen Towel

Dragons make life better. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

My boat. My rules

Fully Vaccinated Still Antisocial / Natural Kitchen Towel

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I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid ~ John Wayne / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

If only there was a vaccine for stupidity / Natural Kitchen Towel

Be a unicorn in a field of horses. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

It's ok if you fall apart sometimes... Tacos fall apart and we still love them / 14x14 Reclaimed Wood Sign

Made with love and a dash of who gives a shit / 10x10 Reclaimed Wood Sign