Humor

If a donut falls on the ground and you pick it up.. that's a squat right / Kitchen Towel

I like to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in my food.

The dentist said I needed a crown. (crown image) I was like I know, right?!

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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade...and then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party!

Dear Karma, I have a list of people you forgot.

Underestimate me. That will be fun.

You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my metabolism the most. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels, and they're everywhere. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

If you met my family, you would understand. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

The only reason God didn't make us sisters is because there was no way one mother could handle both of us. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd be transparent by now. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Shit creek survivor / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Where is far, far away and how do I get there? / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I am your mom. Therefore, your argument is invalid. End of story. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I've officially run out of excuses. I will likely be a little late because of who I am as a person / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to in the beginning. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Flowers say I'm sorry. Chanel says I've learned my lesson. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Life would be infinitely better if pinatas magically appeared throughout the day. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I'm not a procrastinator. I'm just extremely productive at unimportant things. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

This tote is for hiding all my crap / Natural Tote Bag

I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It / Kitchen Towel

I Saw That Karma / Kitchen Towel

I don't like Morning People.. Or Mornings.. Or People / Kitchen Towel

Being a Trophy Wife is Exhausting / Kitchen Towel

I'm not responsible for what my face does when you talk / Kitchen Towel

I am so glad I was wild & crazy before there were cell phones and evidence / Kitchen Towel

This home runs on love, laughter and inappropriate humor / Kitchen Towel

I need a Tax Person who's not afraid of prison / Kitchen Towel

My kids laugh because they think I'm crazy, I laugh because they don't know it's hereditary / Kitchen Towel