Humor

Stop glorifying busy. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Compost happens / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Earbuds in. Volume Up. Problems Gone. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Why do I live where the air hurts my face? / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I love the smell of jet fuel in the morning. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Relax and accept the crazy / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Talk nerdy to me / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

My teacher thought I was smarter than I was.... So I was. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

You get what you get and you don't throw a fit. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Creative weirdos unite / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I've got your six. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I know there is a lot of money in aviation because I put it there. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

No one else can be you. That is your superpower. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I'm a little bit crazy. It's all part of my charm. If you don't like it, then get off my unicorn. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Fall seven times stand up eight / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Business hours subject to change during hunting season / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I'm a pilot...to save time, let's just assume I'm never wrong. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Would it be irresponsible to turn house cleaning into a drinking game? / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

My dream job would be driving the karma bus. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

When the hunters are away, the ladies will play. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

There are some things that money just cannot buy like manners, morals, and intelligence. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I've got a good heart, but this mouth. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Sarcasm is my spirit animal. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

My superpower is singing in the shower. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Slay your own dragons, princess. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

After raising children, I now understand why some animals eat their young. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Just when my hallelujah grew tired, you gave me a new song. / 24"x12" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Fairy tales are more than true not because they tell us that dragons exist but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten / 28"x28" Reclaimed Wood Sign