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You is kind. You is smart. You is important. ~Aibileen Clark

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I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.

I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman. I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.

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You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.

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I love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck.

If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine, you're an amateur and we can't be friends.

Life is too short to just have one dog.

Happy wife, happy life.

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Lord keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

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You're ridiculous. And by that I mean we'll always be friends.

I drink bourbon because I don't like to keep things bottled up.

A good friend knows all of your crazy stories. A best friend has lived them with you.

Dear Lord, Please don't let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive. -Amen..

I Do Not Have Ducks Or A Row I Have Squirrels Kitchen Towel

The good thing about water is that you can have it in your workplace. Now, what's special about vodka is that it looks like water.

One glass of wine away from telling everyone what I really think.

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She believed she could, so she did

Oh Relax Obviously Nothing Is Under Control Kitchen Towel

You're Not Drinking Alone If The Dog Is Home Kitchen Towel

A friend loves at all times. ~ Proverbs 17:17

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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

Bacon (noun) The reason I am not a vegetarian.

Good friends offer advice and wisdom. *Best friends come over unannounced with vodka, super-hero costumes, glitter, fireworks, and bacon.

I hate it when I'm singing and the artist gets it wrong.

I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.

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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip

They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently God thinks I'm a badass. / Natural Kitchen Towel

Controlling My Tongue Is No Problem It's My Facial Expressions That Need Work Kitchen Towel

They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a badass.

My house would be a lot cleaner if my family didn't live here.