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I am sorry for the things I said when it was winter.

I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would.

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if it runs out, I'll drink the red.

You never know how weird you are until you have a kid who acts just like you.

They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently God thinks I'm a badass. / Natural Kitchen Towel

All Food must go to the lab for testing / Kitchen Towel

Coffee Chocolate Men. Some things are just better rich.

Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now say I'm pretty.

After getting the blanket, pillow, drink, snack, and TV show set, I'm pretty sure my toddler just looked at me and mouthed the words "I own you."..

Mama said there would be days like this.

Life without dogs. I don't think so. (dog image)

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HOME is where your MOM is

I need is a little bit of coffee and a whole lotta Jesus

Nothing like a woman with a brilliant mind and an indecent mouth.

Life is short. Spend it with people who make you laugh and feel loved.

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Life needs more tailgating and touchdowns

I love that you're my mom.

Life is too short to just have one cat.

My dream job would be driving the karma bus.

Have kids, they said. It will be fun, they said.

I want it all and I want it delivered

You are my happy place / Natural Kitchen Towel

Do one thing every day that makes you happy / Natural Kitchen Towel

NASHVILLE (Guitar score sketch) / Natural Kitchen Towel

I'm going to be the life of the party (as long as it all ends by 8:30 pm.) / Natural Kitchen Towel

Home. Where toys litter the floor, dishes crowd the sink, fingerprints shine through windows, artwork covers the fridge, dandelions wait for a vase, laughter echoes through the hall.

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We are only as strong as the girlfriends we have.

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Good news. Holiday calories don't count.