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Life is better at the lake.

Life is short. Spend it with people who make you laugh and feel loved.

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Have kids, they said. It will be fun, they said.

I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would.

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if it runs out, I'll drink the red.

You never know how weird you are until you have a kid who acts just like you.

They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently God thinks I'm a badass. / Natural Kitchen Towel

All Food must go to the lab for testing / Kitchen Towel

Coffee Chocolate Men. Some things are just better rich.

Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now say I'm pretty.

Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol.

After getting the blanket, pillow, drink, snack, and TV show set, I'm pretty sure my toddler just looked at me and mouthed the words "I own you."..

Mama said there would be days like this.

Life without dogs. I don't think so. (dog image)

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HOME is where your MOM is

I need is a little bit of coffee and a whole lotta Jesus

Nothing like a woman with a brilliant mind and an indecent mouth.

Instead of "single" as my relationship status, I prefer "Independently Owned and Operated."

Life needs more tailgating and touchdowns

I love that you're my mom.

I don't sing in the shower. I perform.

Life is too short to just have one cat.

My dream job would be driving the karma bus.

Always carry a knife in your purse. You never know when there will be cake.

I want it all and I want it delivered

You are my happy place / Natural Kitchen Towel

Do one thing every day that makes you happy / Natural Kitchen Towel

NASHVILLE (Guitar score sketch) / Natural Kitchen Towel