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I'm going to be the life of the party (as long as it all ends by 8:30 pm.) / Natural Kitchen Towel

Home. Where toys litter the floor, dishes crowd the sink, fingerprints shine through windows, artwork covers the fridge, dandelions wait for a vase, laughter echoes through the hall.

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My house is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.

I used to have a handle on life. But the handle broke off.

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

My boat. My rules

We are only as strong as the girlfriends we have.

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Good news. Holiday calories don't count.

My kids call it yelling. I call it motivational speaking for selective listeners.

I have a ton of excitement in my life. (I used to call it stress, but I feel much better now that I call it excitement.)

Roots

If only there was a vaccine for stupidity / Natural Kitchen Towel

Fully Vaccinated Still Antisocial / Natural Kitchen Towel

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MOJO DOJO CASA HOUSE / Trend White Kitchen Tea Towel

Oops! Did I buy home decor instead of groceries again? / Kitchen Towel

Lets Bake Stuff And Watch Christmas Movies Kitchen Towel

A women gets the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

I always offer my family two dinner choices. Take it or leave it.

OMG, My mother was right about everything.

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Whip it. Whip it good.

There will be absolutely no working during drinking hours.

As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord ~Joshua 24:15

Recipe "A Great Mother" . . .

Mom Mommy Mom Mom Mommy Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. There's no better job.

Mom, watch this! is your child's equivalent of "Hold my beer." It usually means something foolish and dangerous is about to take place.

I accidentally went grocery shopping on a empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 9.

Life is good.

I want to be a mature adult. I really do. But I also want to eat ice cream and wear pajamas all day. Do you see my dilemma here?

I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.

I was diagnosed with OCCABD. Obsessive, compulsive, cursing, angry bitch disorder. There is no cure.