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You're Not Drinking Alone If The Dog Is Home Kitchen Towel

I'll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go, please.

Love you to the Loon and Back - Loon Image

If you are lucky enough to be at the beach, you are lucky enough.

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, Karma. Well played.

I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for diner.

The good thing about water is that you can have it in your workplace. Now, what's special about vodka is that it looks like water.

My house would be a lot cleaner if my family didn't live here.

Some days its nice to just relax and have a cocktail and then, other days it's nice to just relax and have a cocktail.

When a woman says "Do whatever you want" Do NOT do whatever you want.

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I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself.

They say moms placed in a life or death situations with their children develop superhuman strength. Last night during a tantrum, I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth.

Out came the sun and dried up all the rain.

Everyone thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. PLEASE... Every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

I don't always drink wine, but... yes I do.

Not to spoil the ending, but everything is going to be OK.

Controlling My Tongue Is No Problem It's My Facial Expressions That Need Work Kitchen Towel

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. ~ Philippians 4:13

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She believed she could, so she did

Life is better at the lake / Natural Kitchen Towel

Then sings my soul.

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A friend loves at all times. ~ Proverbs 17:17

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Dear Liver, It is going to be a rough month... STAY STRONG.

Bacon (noun) The reason I am not a vegetarian.

Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

Come here you giant cup of beautiful coffee and lie to me about how much we are going to get done today.

They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a badass.

A home isn't a home until it has a cat.

Life is better at the lake.

I hate it when I'm singing and the artist gets it wrong.