Mugs

Today's Goal: Keep the tiny humans alive

If found in microwave, please return to Mom

Enjoy the gift of this ordinary day.

Underestimate me. That will be fun.

I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman. I'm saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.

I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.

My dream job would be driving the karma bus.

I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would.

We are only as strong as the girlfriends we have.

I've lost my mind. I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

Happy As a Clam After Coffee

Whale Hello There

Our friendship has saved me a fortune in therapy. Thank you.

Shit creek survivor

We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

Have kids they said. It will be fun they said.

Strength (image of cross)

Work hard & be good to people.

You'll never know, dear, how much I love you.

Coffee is good for the heart. Friends are good for the soul.

Drink coffee. Rescue animals. Take naps. Repeat.

I just wanna be a stay-at-home dog mom.

I'M FEELING A LITTLE OVERWORKED & UNDER INTOXICATED

Change the world. Start with coffee.

I'm crabby before coffee

Make Today Flippin' Fin-Tastic

O-Fish-Ally Awesome

Let's Get Nauti

The Ocean is Calling

Resting Beach Face Even After Coffee