Mugs

Today's Goal: Keep the tiny humans alive

If found in microwave, please return to Mom

Underestimate me. That will be fun.

Enjoy the gift of this ordinary day.

I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would.

Have kids they said. It will be fun they said.

I've lost my mind. I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

My dream job would be driving the karma bus.

I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman. I'm saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.

We are only as strong as the girlfriends we have.

I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.

Whale Hello There

Drink coffee. Rescue animals. Take naps. Repeat.

I'm crabby before coffee

Happy As a Clam After Coffee

Our friendship has saved me a fortune in therapy. Thank you.

Shit creek survivor

Strength (image of cross)

You'll never know, dear, how much I love you.

We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

Work hard & be good to people.

Coffee is good for the heart. Friends are good for the soul.

Change the world. Start with coffee.

I just wanna be a stay-at-home dog mom.

I'M FEELING A LITTLE OVERWORKED & UNDER INTOXICATED

Make Today Flippin' Fin-Tastic

O-Fish-Ally Awesome

Let's Get Nauti

The Ocean is Calling

Resting Beach Face Even After Coffee