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To me, "drink responsibly" means DON'T SPILL IT.

Motherhood Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine.

PARENT OF THE YEAR AWARD: Helping your child search for the chocolate you ate last night.

When you hear a southern girl yell, "Oh, Hell no!" you'd better run.

Settle down. Ain't nobody got time for that.

I want to go home, but my kids are there.

We've been friends for so long, I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

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For years, I've made sure the Tooth Fairy arrived faithfully anytime she was needed. Where the heck is the Alcohol Fairy when I need her?

People down south think they have a road issues. I just witnessed a pothole swallow an entire school bus. Ah, life in [STATE].

I was going to bake you a cake, but alcohol sounded much better.

I can tell by your sarcastic undertones and sheer lack of common decency that you and I were meant to be best friends.

Only in Minnesota/Wisconsin can 40 degrees bring so much joy to so many people.

Forget the dog. Beware of the kids... - Artist: Lynn Sanchelli

If our dog likes you, we like you too. - Artist: Lynn Sanchelli

Dog kisses cure everything. - Artist: Lynn Sanchelli

The best things in life are rescued. - Artist: Lynn Sanchelli

Wash your hands and say your prayers, because Jesus and germs are everywhere

You know what takes longer than a kid telling a story? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Mom sleep: It's like regular sleep, but without the sleep. (White Finish) 6"x6" Wall Art

When you throw dirt, you lose ground. (Texas Proverb) / 6"x14" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I used to think a good day of parenting ended with a restful night of sleep. Now I am simply thrilled if we make it to bedtime without a trip to the ER. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Well done, MOM. I'm awesome! / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have someone who makes you laugh, spend lots of time with them. / 12"x24" Reclaimed Wood Sign

In this marriage, we believe in forever, support dreams, laugh together, show and say "I love you", plan for the future, communicate, encourage each other, love, honor, respect, ask "How can I help?" and keep promises. / 12"x24" Reclaimed Wood Sign

If you feed them, they will come. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I am not responsible for what my face does when you speak. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Try & wake me, I dare you Pillow

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