Humor

We have kids. We have pets. This is why we can't have nice things. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

One cat short of crazy. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Love you to the North Pole and back / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Mom is always right / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

just sayin' / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Did I just say that? / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Settle down. Ain't nobody got time for that. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Shit happens (mostly to me, so don't worry) / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Why y'all trying to test the Jesus in me? / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I've lost my mind. I'm pretty sure the kids took it. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

When a woman says, "Do whatever you want," do NOT do whatever you want. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Wine...It's what's for breakfast. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Wine...because no great story ever started with a salad. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

That horrifying moment when you are looking for an adult, but realize you are the adult. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I think I might be having an allergic reaction to life. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I always mean what I say. I may not always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Oh, you don't like your job? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

No issues today. (I'm in my awesome bubble and you are not allowed inside) / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

You make me happy when skies are grey. You make me happier when you clean your room. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I keep my house messy so that if someone breaks in, they will trip over everything and say it's not worth the effort. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I'm having the kind of day where I fear I might be a flight risk. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Life is too short to hold a grudge, but it's long enough for revenge. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Hide your crazy & start acting like a lady. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

My drinking party has a hunting problem / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I want my kids to be independent & strong-willed...just not while I'm raising them. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Dear Karma, I have a list of people you forgot. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I don't know karate, but I do know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign