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I survived the end of the world like a Boss. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

If you met my mom you would understand / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Sometimes Mommy just needs a timeout...with wine. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

OMG My mother was right about everything / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I was cleaning my kitchen when suddenly I realized, OMG I'm late for Facebook!!! / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Play in the snow...never grow old. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

The chains on my mood swing just snapped. RUN. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

The trouble with trouble is it all starts out as fun / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Wash your hands and say your prayers, 'cause Jesus and germs are everywhere. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

In this bathroom, we wash our hands, hang up towels, brush our teeth, aim carefully, put the seat down, replace the roll, wash with soap, clean up messes. / 12"x24" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in. / 12"x24" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Go jump in the lake. / 12"x24" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Just because its a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time / 12"x24" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Mama said there'll be days like this. / 12"x24" Reclaimed Wood Sign

At this table, we eat as a family, give thanks, pass the veggies, share stories, turn off technology, laugh a lot, enjoy great food, use our manners (most of the time), welcome everyone, talk about the future, love dessert / 12"x24" Reclaimed Wood Sign

You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

You say "crazy" like it is a bad thing / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

If you're not barefoot, you're overdressed. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Calories don't count outside your zipcode. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

If I had to choose one word to describe myself I suppose it would be: Can't Follow Orders... / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

CAUTION free range children / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Happiness is having a large, loving, close-knit family...in another city. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Listen, before I had my coffee today, I didn't realize how awesome I was going to be either. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Mother (muhth-er) 1. One person who does the work of twenty. For free. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

If getting distracted was a profession, people from around / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

If my dog doesn't like you, I don't like you either. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Oh, I would be happy to drop everything to deal with your emergency because of your lack of planning. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Some days there's just not enough wine in / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign