Humor

Girls just wanna have sun / Natural Tote Bag

Resting beach face / Natural Kitchen Towel

I love you like a fish loves water. / 6"x14" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Guests, like fish, begin to smell ~Ben Franklin / 6"x14" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Go jump in the lake. (pier image) / 6"x14" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I hope you step on a Lego. (nothing personal) / 6"x14" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Y'all need some Jesus to hide your crazy. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I don't have the blood alcohol to deal with you right now. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

The holidays will be fine just as long as we have wine. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

My brain has too many tabs open. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Don't get your panties in a bunch. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

My career plans were much more exciting when I was five. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

If only closed minds came with closed mouths. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I'm silently correcting your grammar. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

It was me. I let the dogs out. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

The elf made me do it / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Dear Santa, I can explain. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Fa la la la la la la la la / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

One glass of wine away from telling everyone what I really think / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

You inspire me {to drink} / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Santa, please stop judging me. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I want to go home, but all my kids are there. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I'm not lazy. I'm just on energy saving mode. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Sorry. The lifestyle you have ordered is currently out of stock. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

You might be the reason Santa has a naughty list. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up on Mondays. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Don't mess with my mess. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

We have kids. We have pets. This is why we can't have nice things. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign