Love - Family - Home

A women gets the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

I always offer my family two dinner choices. Take it or leave it.

OMG, My mother was right about everything.

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My house is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.

As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord ~Joshua 24:15

Recipe "A Great Mother" . . .

Mom Mommy Mom Mom Mommy Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. There's no better job.

Mom, watch this! is your child's equivalent of "Hold my beer." It usually means something foolish and dangerous is about to take place.

I was diagnosed with OCCABD. Obsessive, compulsive, cursing, angry bitch disorder. There is no cure.

I accidentally sent my husband the kissy face emoji instead of the angry face, and now he thinks I like him.

Unless your parenting advice includes which wine pairs best with six loads of laundry, kindly keep it to yourself.

Be grateful, eat more vegetables, help others, be present, play outside, pay it forward.

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I'd love to, but my dog said no.

HOUSE RULES Love on another Use kind words Play outside Laugh out loud Try new things Do your chores Tell the truth Bedtime kisses Keep Promises / 12"x24" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Today I choose joy Pillow

Happiness is an inside job Pillow

Relax Pillow

Be our guest Pillow

There's no place like bed Pillow

Sweet dreams Pillow

Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are sandy Pillow

What I love most about my home is who I share it with. / Natural Kitchen Towel

Dear Santa, I was good at being naughty. Does that count? / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

As a parent, you often realize.... This IS my circus. Those ARE my monkeys. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I love you a bushel & a peck & a hug around the neck / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

An adventurous life does not mean climbing mountains, swimming with sharks, or jumping off cliffs. It means risking yourself by leaving a little piece of you behind in all those you meet along the way. / 28"x28" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Laugh with family Sit around the table Say please and thank you Eat local Elbows off the table Try it you may like it Compliment the cook Finish your vegetables Help clean up Always give thanks / 28"x28" Reclaimed Wood Sign

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other Pillow

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world Pillow

The most important work we will ever do will be within the walls of our home. Pillow