Eat, Drink & Be Merry

I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would.

Have kids they said. It will be fun they said.

Whale Hello There

Drink coffee. Rescue animals. Take naps. Repeat.

Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol.

Life needs more tailgating and touchdowns

Life is too short to just have one cat.

Always carry a knife in your purse. You never know when there will be cake.

Eat, sleep, fish / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Keep your friends close, keep your bourbon closer. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Buy your mother a margarita. You're the reason she drinks. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I'm crabby before coffee

Happy As a Clam After Coffee

Our friendship has saved me a fortune in therapy. Thank you.

What I love most about summer is who I share it with. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Shit creek survivor

Strength (image of cross)

You'll never know, dear, how much I love you.

We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

MOJO DOJO CASA HOUSE / Trend White Kitchen Tea Towel

There will be absolutely no working during drinking hours.

I accidentally went grocery shopping on a empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 9.

I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.

Buy you mother a bottle of wine, you are the reason she drinks. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Eat real food, Plant a Garden, Love People, Cook them Tasty Food. / 12"x24" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Drink responsibly? Responsibility is why I drink. / 14"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

You inspire me (to drink)

Apparently, "alcohol" is not an appropriate answer to "What motivates you?"

Work hard & be good to people.

Coffee is good for the heart. Friends are good for the soul.