Kitchen Towels

Joy to the world

Yes, I really do need all these cats. (Cat images)

I'm feeling a little overworked & underintoxicated

Peace joy love

Santa paws stops here

Naughty, nice, I tried (checkboxes)

The world is a better place because of you.

Eat, drink, and jingle like you mean it

For Christmas, I'll be having my favorite drink. It's called "a lot."

Patience: (Noun) What you have when there are too many witnesses

Silent night, holy night

Tis the season to be jolly

If there was an elf on the shelf in this house, he would most likely need therapy.

I was socially isolating before it was cool.

May we never take for granted...a hug from a friend, full shelves at the store, the morning school rush, Friday night out...life itself.

Wash your hands and say your prayers, because Jesus and germs are everywhere

I have put one drink in each room. I'm gonna get dressed and go bar hopping.

Any friend of coffee is a friend of mine.

Do small things with great love.

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You know what takes longer than a kid telling a story? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

I'm not drunk. I'm Irish. (SOME GREEN INK)

I'll be Irish in a few beers. (SOME GREEN INK)

Teachers are superheroes. The End.

For the third time this week, I'm buying booze for the next two weeks

Anyone else feel like they've cooked dinner 795 times this month?

When do we usually find out who the teachers are for next year? I hope it isn't me.

I don't always learn my lesson. But when I do, you can bet I learned it the hard way.

Sometimes you just have to bypass the glass.

No matter how busy our lives get, no matter how many things are on that "to do" list, I will always make time for you.

This kitchen is closed due to illness.