Kitchen Towels

Happy House

Life is a beautiful ride. (bicycle image)

Careful, Free Range Children.

My cooking is so awesome, even the smoke alarm cheers me on.

Recipe for Friendship...

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.

I thank God for my children every day. Without them, I would not have realized how well mac and cheese pairs with white wine.

Motherhood. You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation.

Ten years ago I was cool. Today I awoke to a child's finger in my nose, wore pj's all day and applied antiwrinkle cream. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

And they lived happily ever after.

No coffee, no workee.

Sarcasm (noun) The brain's natural defense against dumb.

Life is good.

Yes, I can still party like an absolute rock star. However, it would appear that I cannot recover like one.

Remember, as far as everyone knows we are a normal family

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree. That makes chocolate a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as a salad. The End.

All she wanted for Christmas was a nap.

Dieting is hard. I left off the spinkles on my cupcake today. (cupcake image)

To me, "drink responsibly" means DON'T SPILL IT.

Motherhood Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine.

We interrupt this relationship to bring you "Hunting Season."

PARENT OF THE YEAR AWARD: Helping your child search for the chocolate you ate last night.

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.

When you hear a southern girl yell, "Oh, Hell no!" you'd better run.

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. So we will not fear. Psalm 46:1-2a

Now accepting applications for a partner in crime: Must be fluent in smart ass, sarcasm and adult language. Questionable morals and nudity may be required. Slackers need not apply.

Settle down. Ain't nobody got time for that.

I want to go home, but my kids are there.

We've been friends for so long, I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

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