Eat, Drink & Be Merry

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree. That makes chocolate a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as a salad. The End.

Dieting is hard. I left off the spinkles on my cupcake today. (cupcake image)

To me, "drink responsibly" means DON'T SPILL IT.

Motherhood Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine.

PARENT OF THE YEAR AWARD: Helping your child search for the chocolate you ate last night.

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.

I was going to bake you a cake, but alcohol sounded much better.

The holidays will be fine just as long as we have wine.

Yes, I really do need all these cats. (Cat images)

Love is spoken here. Joy is chosen here. Grace is given here. (Bird image)

You know what takes longer than a kid telling a story? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

I'm not drunk. I'm Irish. (SOME GREEN INK)

Anyone else feel like they've cooked dinner 795 times this month?

When do we usually find out who the teachers are for next year? I hope it isn't me.

Teachers are superheroes. The End.

This kitchen is closed due to illness.

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[STATE] Outline with home.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. / 14"x14" Framed Canvas

The holidays will be fine just as long as we have wine. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

One glass of wine away from telling everyone what I really think / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Eat, drink & jingle like you mean it. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I kiss better than I cook. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Eat more plants / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

There is always room for dessert. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Farm to table. Table to soul. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

The weekend will be fine just as long as we have wine. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Wine...because no great story ever started with a salad. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Beer: because your friends just aren't that interesting. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Cruising through life one drink at a time. / 10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign